We are Team 2, the team that's just trying not to get embarrassed too badly.
Members:
We were formed in 2022 by Bob Smith, who was looking for a way to avoid actual work.
We have never won a game, but we have won several awards for "most likely to lose".
We're sponsored by a generous donor who wants to remain anonymous, but is definitely not a foosball enthusiast.
Our sponsor provides us with free coffee, which we use to stay awake during games.
We play every Thursday at 3pm, except when we get a better offer.
Our games are played at the local community center, which is actually a converted storage unit.