Rule 1: All meetings shall commence with a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation of cat videos.
Rule 2: No one shall utter the words "I have a question" unless they have actually prepared a question.
Subrule 1: PowerPoint Presentation Timing Subrule 2: Question Preparedness Protocols The Great Committee Golf HierarchySubrule 1: PowerPoint Presentation Timing: All presentations shall be exactly 12 minutes long, no more, no less.
Subrule 2: Question Preparedness Protocols: All questions shall be written on a standardized form and submitted 3 minutes prior to the start of the meeting.