POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA

Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Useless Committee on Useless Things

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the Importance of Discussing Nothing

We will spend 30 minutes discussing the importance of having meetings, only to conclude that we should probably just have more meetings.

Sub Agenda Item 1.1: The Art of Procrastination

• How to spend 5 hours browsing cat videos instead of doing actual work
• Techniques for perfecting the art of staring at a blank page
• The benefits of using a "To-Do" list that's just a list of "To-Don't"s

Agenda Item 2: The Great Paperclip DebateAgenda Item 3: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

We will investigate the disappearance of the 3 donuts from the break room fridge, and possibly blame it on the intern.

See Also: 2022-02-23 Meeting Minutes

Also see: The Donut Heist Investigation