Committee of Utter Insignificance - Meeting Minutes - 2024-02-15

Present: Bob Smith, Jane Doe, John Smith, and 3 other individuals with questionable life choices.

Decision 1: The committee has decided to spend an extra 10 minutes on each meeting discussing the merits of pineapple pizza.

Reasoning: "It's a classic debate, really," said Bob Smith, "and someone has to keep the discussion going." - Unanimous Vote: 4-0-0

Other notable events: The committee spent 30 minutes discussing the best way to eat a sandwich while simultaneously playing a game of solitaire.