Pointless Committee on Pointless Affairs: Agenda

Reschedule for Today's Meeting

We have rescheduled the meeting to accommodate our members' busy schedules of doing nothing.

New meeting time: 3 PM. New meeting date: Today. Because, clearly, yesterday was a lost cause.

Agenda items:

• Discuss the merits of procrastination
• Watch cat videos
• Talk about the importance of napping

Hyperlinks:

• Tomorrow's Meeting (Maybe)
• Potential Meeting After Tomorrow
• The Meeting That Will Never Happen

Remember to bring your A-game, or in this case, your C+ game. We're not expecting miracles here.