Due to unforeseen circumstances, the committee is in an existential crisis. Someone has misplaced the last of the matching socks. We need to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the proper way to fold a sock.
The Sock Theory - A radical new approach to understanding the fabric of reality.
Sock Hierarchy Chart - A flowchart of sock classification and categorization.
Sock Negotiation Strategies - A guide to effectively communicating with your missing sock.
Next meeting: 3 hours, 15 minutes, 42 seconds. Don't be late, or face the consequences.