Committee on Unnecessary Meetings: Agenda for the 47th Unnecessary Meeting

Today's Agenda:

• 11:00 AM - Welcome and introductions, followed by an 8-hour discussion on the definition of "pointless" meetings.
• 12:30 PM - Lunch break: Free food and drinks for all, but only for those who have attended all 46 previous meetings.
• 1:30 PM - Presentation on "The Art of Napping: Strategies for Maximizing Downtime During Meetings" by our esteemed guest speaker, Bob.
• 4:00 PM - Group exercise: "Two Truths and a Lie" with a twist - all statements must be about the meaninglessness of our existence.

Special Note: Please arrive early for the meeting, as parking is limited. Also, please do not bring any actual work or productivity materials, as they will only serve as a reminder of the futility of our endeavors.

Minutes of Last Meeting Committee Reports Minutes of Last Meeting

See What Committee Member 1 Has to Say See What Committee Member 2 Has to Say Cautionary Opinion by Committee Member 3