Bob the Chronically Confused is our resident expert in all things utterly irrelevant and pointless. His extensive collection of novelty socks and love of 80s pop music make him the perfect addition to our team.
Current Projects:
| Project Name | Deadline | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Developing a new font using only letters written by a toddler | Tomorrow | Stalled due to existential dread |
| Eating Cheetos for every meal and documenting it on Instagram | Never | On schedule |
| Trying to remember where I put my keys | Yesterday | Stalled due to chronic forgetfulness |
Meeting Schedule:
| Meeting Date | Meeting Time | Meeting Location |
|---|---|---|
| Next Wednesday | 3:00 PM | The coffee shop down the street |
Steve, the Tech Support Guy is our resident expert in all things not-tech-related. He's been trying to get us all on Slack for years.
Meetings are always the best place to find the latest in pointless bureaucratic jargon.