Committee on Unnecessarily Complex Decision Making

Subcommittee 1: The Never-Ending Debate on Pencil Sharpeners

• Pointless Pen Protocol
• Erposable Tip Debate
• Ergonomic Handle Discussion

Committee Member 1: The Voice of Reason (or not)

The Honorable John Q. Public, Esq., Chair of the Committee on Unnecessarily Complex Decision Making.

Committee Member 2: The Voice of Utter Confusion

Betty P. Fuzzbrain, Expert in all things Unnecessary and Confusifying.

Subcommittee 2: The Never-Ending Debate on Coffee Breaks

• Pointless Pen Protocol
• Ergonomic Handle Discussion