Subcommittee 3: The Unnecessary Details Subcommittee
Note: All meetings are held on Fridays at precisely 3:14 PM.
Chair: Baron Von Boredom
Vice-Chair: Lady Whomever
Committee Protocols and Procedures
1. Do nothing.
2. If you must do something, do it poorly.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum.