Today's Agenda:

1. Talk about doing nothing for an hour

Discussion Leader: John the Sergeant

Objective: Prove that we can do nothing for an hour without getting bored.

Time: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM

Location: The conference room

Action Items: None. We're just going to sit there.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Maybe.

2. Discuss the meaning of "nothing"

Discussion Leader: Edward the Enthusiast

Objective: Define the boundaries of nothingness.

Time: 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Location: The conference room. Again.

Action Items: A list of words that are not nothing.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Hopefully not the same old discussion.