Adjournment Decision
Due to an unexpected outbreak of existential dread, the committee has been adjourned until further notice.
Reason for adjournment: The members realized that, in the grand scheme of the universe, their decisions don't really matter.
Next Meeting: To be scheduled, but let's be real, it's not like it'll make a difference.
Read the rebuttal from the committee chairperson, questioning the validity of this adjournment.