Pointless Committee - Mission 1: Inaction

Mission 1 of the Pointless Committee: Inaction is a bold and daring endeavor. Our objective is to do the absolute minimum, while still collecting a paycheck.

We will not:

• Meet any deadlines
• Attend meetings
• Read the minutes

And we will do:

• Drink coffee
• Stare at spreadsheets
• Make passive-aggressive comments about our colleagues