Pointless Committee Agenda

Committee on Committees: Because We Clearly Don't Have Enough Committees Already

Next Meeting: Wednesday, 14:00, in the conference room. Don't be late! (Again.)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of unnecessary meetings.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of beige-colored office furniture.
• Item 3: Elect a new chairperson, because the old one's getting old (and lazy).
• Item 4: Consider the impact of over-caffeination on productivity.

Meeting Minutes