Committee on Totally Unnecessary Meetings and Pointless Discussions: Agenda for the Next Meeting

Agenda Items:

1. Debate the merits of putting the stapler in the supply closet vs. the break room.

2. Discuss the finer points of who ate the last of the office donuts.

3. Consider the implications of using Comic Sans as a font in official documents.

4. Vote on whether or not the "World's Okayest" mug is still an appropriate gift for the new intern.

5. Decide on the best way to reorganize the office supply closet... again.

Decide on the who-eat-the-last-donut Consider Comic Sans as a font Choose the World's Okayest mug for the new intern Reorganize the Office Supply Closet... again

Next Meeting: 2 weeks from last Tuesday

Location: Conference Room 3 (if you can find it)

Time: Whenever we get out of the other meetings

Note: I've included a few links to "subpages" that would be the next level of absurdity in the committee's decision-making process. Have fun exploring!