Present: 9,876 taco enthusiasts. Absent: 123 taco heretics.
Meeting called to order by Chairman Taco McTacoFace at 10:00 AM sharp. First item of business: The Great Taco Debate.
Discussion ensued: should we use crunchy or soft shell, beef or chicken, and what constitutes a "taco Tuesday" in the modern age?
Resolution: 9,857 members present agreed on the importance of both crunchy and soft shell, but could not come to a consensus on the meaning of "taco Tuesday".
Adjournment: 11:45 AM. Next meeting scheduled for 1 week hence, with the topic of "Taco Tuesday" to be revisited.