Committee on Sock-Based Economics: Agenda

Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity Agenda

• Item 1: Mandate the use of neon-colored socks for all official meetings to increase productivity.
• Item 2: Establish a Sock-Stock Market to trade used socks for rare breeds of cat.
• Item 3: Create a Sock-Based Currency to replace the dollar as the global standard.
• Subcommittee on Quantifying the Sock to Sock Ratio
• Subcommittee on The Sock as a Unit of Measurement

Important Sock-Based Links:

• Sock Encyclopedia
• Sock Forecasting Service