Pointless Committee Agenda

Committee Procedure 101

A Step-by-Step Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where the most important thing we do is stare blankly at each other for hours.

Our procedure is simple:

  1. Meet in a windowless room.
  2. Stare at each other for 5 minutes.
  3. Discuss something completely unrelated to the agenda.
  4. Take a 3-hour break to grab a snack.
  5. Repeat steps 1-4 until the sun goes down.

And that's it!

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