Pointless Committee Agenda - 2022-05-01

Today's agenda is as follows:

• 10:00 AM: Meeting with the Internets to discuss the importance of memes in modern governance
• 11:00 AM: Debate on the best way to organize a meeting about meeting organization
• 12:00 PM: Lunch break, during which we will all pretend to be interested in each other's lunch
• 1:00 PM: Discussion of the merits of procrastination as a viable work ethic
• 3:00 PM: Meeting with the IT department to discuss why the copier still isn't working
• 4:00 PM: The Committee will be put into a timeout for "strategic planning"

Also, please note the following important announcements:

• Don't forget to wear your best "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt to work today
• The break room is now a smoking lounge, because who needs air quality
• The vending machine has been replaced with a vending machine that only dispenses despair

For more information, see:

• Subcommittee on Memes
• Department of prophets of Procrastination