| Resolution | Outcome | Date |
|---|---|---|
| To discuss the finer points of nothingness. | Failed to produce any results whatsoever. | This Tuesday |
| To determine the optimal way to spend our time. | Spent most of the time arguing over who ate the last donut. | Last Thursday |
| To decide on the most efficient way to procrastinate. | Decided that playing video games all day was the best course of action. | Yesterday |