Committee of the Utterly Inane and Pointless: Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - "The Great Debate on the Best Pizza Topping": A discussion on the merits of pineapple as a topping.
• 11:30 AM - "The Art of Extreme Ironing": A presentation on the intricacies of ironing clothes while standing on one leg.
• 1:00 PM - "The Science of Extreme Puzzling": A study on the aerodynamics of jigsaw puzzle pieces.

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of the Irrelevant - A committee dedicated to deciding the relevance of decisions.
• Subcommittee of the Inane - A committee for the discussion of things that make no sense.