Minutes of the Pointless Committee Meeting

Meeting Summary

The Pointless Committee gathered to discuss the pressing issue of what color to paint the stapler. After 2 hours of heated debate, the committee decided that the stapler should be painted:

Resolution:

That the stapler shall henceforth be painted plaid.

Actions Items:

• Send memo to the janitor demanding that he paint the stapler plaid.
• Establish a new committee to investigate the best ways to waste taxpayer dollars.
• Suggest that the city install a ball pit in the conference room.

Next Meeting:

The committee will reconvene next Thursday at 3PM to discuss the best ways to spend 5 million dollars on something that will inevitably be a waste.