Pointless Committee Agenda for the Ethical Plastic Wrapping of Sentient Trees

Meeting Notes:

1. Introduction by Chairperson, Bob (10:00am)

2. Presentation by Tree-ologist, Jane (10:15am)

Tree Planting for the Sentient

3. Debate on Tree Wrapping Techniques (11:00am)

Ethical Plastic Wrapping for Ancient Trees

Alternative Wrapping Materials for Sentient Trees

4. Lunch Break (12:30pm - 1:30pm)

5. Vote on Wrapping Standards (2:00pm)

Standardization of Wrapping Standards

6. Conclusion by Chairperson, Bob (4:00pm)

Committee Rewards and Penalties