Pointless Committee Agenda

Subtopics:

Defining our toasting terminology (Because, honestly, who doesn't love a good definition.)
Identifying optimal toasting gestures (Finger positions, wrist rotations, and the occasional burnt offering.)
Cultivating a sophisticated toasting culture (From artisanal toast to artisanal eggnog.)

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Introduction to Toasting (by Committee Chair, Reginald P. Bottomsworth)
9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Defining our toasting terminology (Subcommittee: Lexicology)
10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Break for artisanal toast and discussion
11:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Identifying optimal toasting gestures (Subcommittee: Kinematics)
11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch - provided by local artisanal bakery
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Cultivating a sophisticated toasting culture (Subcommittee: Gastronomical Exploration)
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Wrap-up and committee adjournment