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Committee Contact Information

Chairperson: Baron Von Nothingburg (available by appointment, which we rarely make)

• Meet the Members: A Parade of the Utterly Unremarkable
• Chairpersons' Philosophy: A Treatise on the Futility of Governance
• A Brief and Mostly Inaccurate History of Our Non-Achievements