Cookie Diplomacy Committee

Agenda for the Utterly Pointless Committee

Today's Schedule:

• 09:00 AM - Arrival of the Freshly Baked Goods
• 09:30 AM - Cookie Negotiations with Foreign Dignitaries
• 10:30 AM - Break for Second Helpings
• 11:15 AM - Resolution of the Cookie Trade Imbroglio

Subcommittees:

• Cookie Crisis Committee
• Sugar Shock Subcommittee
• Cookie Security Taskforce

Declassified Minutes:

(Please note that these minutes are highly classified, but we're not really sure why we're hiding it from the public.)

• Last week, we managed to resolve the cookie crisis of 2022. We're not really sure what it was about, but it was definitely a crisis.
• We also had a meeting about the importance of sprinkles in international relations.