Pointless Committee: Cookie Gate Investigation Minutes

Minutes from the Meeting of the 12th of Never (or was it the 13th?)

Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 17 other completely unessential committee members.

Agenda: Discussing the completely-not-made-up Cookie Gate scandal.

Summary of the Meeting:

We sat around for 2 hours talking about cookies. Like, actual cookies. Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, you name it.

We debated the finer points of the Cookie Gate scandal, including but not limited to:

1. Who ate the last cookie from the box?
2. Was it really a box of cookies or just a box with cookies inside?
3. Did someone use a cookie as a makeshift hammer to fix the copier?

After much deliberation, we reached a consensus: we have no idea what's going on, but someone definitely ate all the cookies.

Action items:

• Investigate further (but probably just get more cookies).
• Install a cookie jar cam to catch the cookie thief in the act.

View Action Items

View Subpoenas issued to the Cookie Thief

View Sub-Committee Report