Cookie Hygiene Protocols - The Pointless Committee prophets of the Baking Arts

The Pointless Committee is proud to present the latest revisions to the Baking Protocol, because we all know what you really came here for: Cookies.

Changes:

• Added new section on proper cookie jar storage (Section 7, Subsection 3.1.1)
• Revised the cookie dough-to-baking ratio for optimal snickerdoodle results
• Updated the recommended cookie cooling time to 3.5 hours (previously 3.2 hours)

Notable Changes:

• The committee has decided to add an additional 5% to the cookie production line, effective immediately.
• The committee has also decided to change the cookie break time from 15 minutes to 30 minutes, because clearly we're all adults here.
• The committee has declared that the phrase "Cookie Monster" is now the official mascot for the Pointless Committee.

And that's it! The revisions are live, and the world will never be the same.