Cookie Jar Philosopher's Agenda

A Meeting prophets would rather attend, but not actually attend, because they're too busy contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Agenda for Today:

• Debating the merits of Cookies as a Medium of Existential Dread
• Quantifying the Emptiness of the Universe with Advanced Cookie Jar Calculations
• The Cookie Jar as a Quantum Fluctuation: Exploring the Uncertainty Principle of Cookie Crumbs