Cookie Jar Problems Committee

Cookie of the Year

The committee has been tasked with selecting the most problematic cookie from the jar. After much deliberation, we have chosen...

Cookie of the Year: The Crunchy Oatmeal Disaster

• The Crunchy Oatmeal Disaster has a texture that is both soothing and terrifying.
• It is 37.5% more likely to get stuck in your molars than the average cookie.
• The ingredients include: Oatmeal, sugar, and the tears of our enemies.

Next Meeting: Choosing Between Wookiees and Thingamajigs

Cookie Jar Problems Committee - Because Someone Has to Do It