Cookie of the Year
The committee has been tasked with selecting the most problematic cookie from the jar. After much deliberation, we have chosen...
Cookie of the Year: The Crunchy Oatmeal Disaster
- The Crunchy Oatmeal Disaster has a texture that is both soothing and terrifying.
- It is 37.5% more likely to get stuck in your molars than the average cookie.
- The ingredients include: Oatmeal, sugar, and the tears of our enemies.
Next Meeting: Choosing Between Wookiees and Thingamajigs