Cookie Negotiation Committee Agenda: The Utterly Unimportant

Presented to the esteemed members of the Cookie Negotiation Committee (CNC), this agenda outlines the crucial matters of cookie consumption and distribution.

Today's topics:

  • Cookie Colonel Scheduling
  • Cookie Navigator Discussion: The Art of Crumb Distribution
  • Cookie Collector's Union Reports: The Struggle is Real

    • Remember, every cookie counts.

    —The Cookie Negotiation Committee

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