We're not just a committee, we're a movement. A movement of people who will stop at nothing to make sure every cookie that crosses our path is the best it can be.

Our mission is to bring you the most exquisite, the most divine, the most unapologetically decadent cookies the world has ever seen.

And if you're lucky, we might even give you a cookie. But only if you're willing to fill out our 27-page application and wait six to eight months for a response.

Click here for our terms and conditions, which we'll be happy to ignore if you don't read them carefully.

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