Pointless Committee Agenda - Item #5

Subcommittee Report:

1. Will cookies in space maintain their structural integrity?
2. Can we develop a reliable method for deploying cookies across planetary surfaces?
3. Should we prioritize snacking or research funding?

Recommendations:

• Develop and implement Cookie-Space-Tightening (CST) technology
• Establish a Cookie-Snacking-Research (CSR) grant program

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