Due to an unfortunate incident involving a spilled coffee machine and a misplaced stapler, our deadline for the committee's report has been extended to Repeated Deadlines. Please take this opportunity to reorganize your sock drawer and reevaluate your life choices.
However, if you insist on meeting the original deadline, please refer to the Original Deadlines page for a list of tasks that were supposed to have been completed by now.
Or, if you're feeling particularly optimistic, you may want to check out our Deadline Dreaming page for a series of completely unrealistic and unachievable goals for the next week.