Pointless Committee: Dog Parks in Space

Agenda for the 12th meeting of the Pointless Committee on Dog Parks in Space

1. Introduction by Chairman McSass, who will introduce the topic and pretend to be interested.

2. Debate: "Is it more efficient to use a catapult or a wormhole for intergalactic dog transportation?"

3. Motion to table the motion, because who needs efficiency in dog transportation, really?

4. Vote, where each member gets to cast their vote and pretend to care.

5. Adjournment, because the meeting is clearly over.

Action Items:

• - Research the feasibility of space-dog parks
• - Consult with experts in the field of intergalactic dog psychology
• - Draft a resolution that nobody will ever read

Subcommittee:

• Dog Parks in Space: The Economics
• Dog Parks in Space: The Ethics