Committee of Utter Pointlessness: Agenda for the Day

8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: Opening Remarks from the Chairperson
8:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Debate on the Merits of Procrastination
10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Break for Coffee and Bureaucratic Red Tape
11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Discussion on the Implications of Doing Nothing
Next Steps: Adjournment Procedure

Matters of Interest

1. Whether or not to paint the conference room walls with actual paint
2. Debate on whether the stapler is a stapler or a paperweight
3. Should we consider the merits of a mandatory 3-hour lunch?

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We Will Not Be Making Any Actual Progress Today