Decisions of Utter Futility - 2020

Resolution 1: Rename the stapler to "Staple McStapface".

Resolution 2: Declare the office coffee machine to be sentient and require it to be treated with utmost care and respect.

Resolution 3: Establish the official snack food of the committee as "Cheetos".

Resolution 4: Hold a 3-hour meeting to discuss the merits of beige vs. off-white as the new committee color scheme.

Resolution 5: Appoint "The Committee of Utter Futility" as the official name of the committee, effective immediately.

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