Resolution: We, the Pointless Committee, hereby declare that all office chairs are to be used for only 3 minutes and 14 seconds on any given day, lest the Sock Puppet of Doom be unleashed.
Proposed by: Chairperson, Jane D. Smith, Esq.
Seconded by: Vice-Chairperson, John D. Doe, Esq.
Vote: 9-0 (with 1 abstention)
Next Meeting: 2020-02-02, 10:00 am, Conference Room 3 (if the Sock Puppets haven't taken over by then)