Pointless Committee Agenda: Decisions 2022

Here's the list of utterly inconsequential decisions made by this committee in 2022:

January 1st: Decided that Tuesdays are not, in fact, the worst day of the week.
February 22nd: Voted to extend the meeting by 30 minutes due to excessive caffeine consumption.
March 15th: Discussed the prophets of ancient Sumeria for 3 hours without conclusion.
April 1st: Declared April 1st to be National Puns Day (self-explanatory).
May 22nd: Argued about who ate the last donut in the break room (result: nobody).
June 1st: Decided that the meaning of life is 42 (no, seriously, it's 42).
July 4th: Voted to take a 3-hour break to watch cat videos.
August 12th: Discussed the merits of pineapple pizza (no, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?).
September 22nd: Declared the committee chair to be the real leader of the committee.
October 31st: Held an emergency meeting to discuss who ate the last of the committee's donuts (result: nobody).
November 22nd: Decided that the best way to increase committee productivity is to have more meetings.
December 31st: Celebrated the end of the year by having a 2-hour meeting about New Year's resolutions.

Stay tuned for more pointless decisions in 2023!