January 2022 - The Pointless Committee met to discuss the following:
By a margin of 7-3, the committee voted to allow "procrastination" as a valid reason for not meeting deadlines. This decision is retroactive, applying to all previous missed deadlines.
Subcommittee A: Determine the optimal number of hours to spend browsing cat videos before claiming "procrastination"
Subcommittee B: Create a new committee to investigate the effects of "procrastination" on productivity
By a margin of 6-4, the committee voted to require all meetings to include at least 30 minutes of mandatory coffee breaks, effective immediately.
Subcommittee A: Determine the optimal number of donuts to serve during each coffee break
Subcommittee B: Research the historical significance of coffee breaks in ancient civilizations