As you know, our committee has been tasked with making the most absurd, the most pointless, and the most completely useless decisions in the land. Today, we're taking on the monumental task of implementing Mandatory Jell-O fights in the break room.
We've received reports of a severe lack of productivity, caused solely by the absence of gelatinous projectiles flying about the break room. It's a travesty, really.
Here's a rough outline of the proposal:
| Point | Argument |
|---|---|
| 1.1.1 | Increased productivity through gel-filled chaos. |
| 1.1.2 | Improved morale through the thrill of possibly getting hit with a wad of Jell-O. |
| 1.1.3 | Reduced need for actual breaks due to the constant excitement. |
Now, let's get to the fun part! We'll be voting on the following motions:
1. Mandatory Jell-O fights shall be implemented in the break room.
2. All participants shall be required to wear protective eyewear and carry a spare tie for the inevitable stain.
3. The winner of each fight shall receive a year's supply of Jell-O.
Any further discussion or amendments? No? Good, let's get this meeting underway!