Pointless Committee Meeting Agenda

Today's meeting will be a thrilling discussion on the importance of doing nothing.

We will be spending 3 hours discussing the merits of staring at a wall.

• 9:00-12:00: Wall staring prophets
• 12:00-13:00: Lunch break. Please bring your own sandwich
• 13:00-16:00: More wall staring. We will also be playing "spot the fly on the wall"

Decisions to be Made

We will be making the following crucial decisions:

• Should we have more wall staring sessions in the future?
• Should we start a petition to have the conference room walls repainted?

Committee members, please arrive prepared to contribute your thoughts.

See also: Committee Member Requests