After hours of heated debate, the committee has reached a decision that no one really cares about. It's a decision so underwhelming, it's not even worth writing up. But, here it is:
By a margin of 1 vote, we have decided to decide that deciding is a good thing. Or maybe that's not what we said. Wait, no. That's not it. Let's be real, we just decided to have more meetings.
Next Meeting: The One Where We Discuss the Meaning of 'Nothing'