Pointless Committee Agenda - Decisions to Avoid

Decisions Made by the Utterly Inept and Incompetent

Decision 1: Reorganize the Staple Remover

A motion was made to reorganize the staple remover, because apparently, it was "just not doing its job" as it was "stapling" things too efficiently. The new plan involves reorganizing it, because that's what we do.

Learn more about the reorganizational process

Decision 2: Replace All Chairs with Beanbags

Because, why not? It's not like the beanbags will make the office any less productive or anything. Plus, who needs actual chairs, anyway?

Read about the beanbag revolution

Decision 3: Hold Weekly "Motivation" Meetings

Because, clearly, what we need is more pointless meetings, because that's exactly what this committee is good at. Who doesn't love a good, soul-sucking meeting?

Find out about the "motivational" impact of these meetings