Welcome to the No Decisions Committee, where the most pressing issues are ignored.
We're a committee that doesn't decide anything, because, well, that would require actual effort.
We're stuck in meetings, debating the meaning of 'maybe'.
Our current agenda includes:
| Item | Decision | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Buying new chairs | Should we buy them? | Still discussing... |
| Moving the stapler | Should we move it to the other side of the table? | Still discussing... |
| Playing ping-pong during meetings | Should we permit it? | Still debating... |
Stay tuned for more updates on our non-decisions.
Or just leave, we don't really care.