Department of Procrastination: Today is Tomorrow

Committee on Pointless Agenda

Meeting Schedule:

Today's Discussion Topics:

• Will we watch cat videos or memes instead of working?
• Can we play video games during meetings?
• Is it too early to start a nap?

Important Decisions:

• Will we order pizza for lunch or have salad?
• Should we have a meeting about having no meetings?
• Can we all wear pajamas to work tomorrow?

Tomorrow's Discussion Topics:

• Will we still be doing nothing productive?
• Can we have a meeting to discuss why we're not doing anything?
• Is it too late to start a new hobby?

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, same time, same place. Maybe.