Pointless Committee Agenda

Developing a Scheme to Make Tuesday Appear on Friday

Meeting Minutes, Session 12, Item 1:

Proposed Solution: Utilize a combination of quantum entanglement, artificial gravity waves, and an endless supply of nacho cheese to warp the fabric of space-time.

Action Items:

• Assign a team of 5-7 highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals to work on the project.
• Establish a network of high-speed quantum entanglement generators.
• Purchase 10,000 pounds of nacho cheese to sustain the team during the project.

Next Meeting: Wednesday, at the crack of noon.

Related Pages:

• Quantum Entanglement Schematics
• Nacho Cheese Research and Development
• Gravitational Manipulation Theories

Disclaimer: Not actually making Tuesday appear on Friday. Maybe. Possibly.