Donut Policy Revision
By the authority vested in us, we, the Committee of the Pointless, have gathered to revise the official donut policy for the best possible experience of our members. Our mission is simple: to make donuts more enjoyable, more abundant, and more... well, more of everything.
After months of deliberation, heated debates, and intense research, we have reached a consensus. Our new policy includes:
- Donuts shall be served at all hours of the day and night.
- Donuts shall be served with an infinite amount of sprinkles.
- All meetings shall start with a 30-minute donut-eating contest.
But wait, there's more! We have also created a special Donut Party Committee, tasked with the duty of organizing and executing the ultimate donut party experience. Join us!
Learn more about the Donut Party Committee.
Stay tuned for further updates and donut-related announcements.