Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs - Meeting Minutes

Meeting 42, Session 6 (aka "The One Where We Argued About Elephants")

Attendees:

• Chairperson, Bob Smith
• Member, Jane Doe
• Member, John Doe
• Guest, Dr. Zool

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the societal implications of a pachyderm's existence within the office
2. Vote on whether or not to install a miniature golf course on the 3rd floor
3. Review of last week's meeting notes, specifically the part where we talked about cats

Notes:

At 10:05, Bob Smith brought up the issue of a stray elephant that had wandered into the office building.

After a heated discussion, it was decided that the elephant's presence would indeed be "a thing"

John Doe suggested a miniature golf course on the 3rd floor as a means of elephant distraction.

Dr. Zool, the guest, spoke on the historical significance of pachyderms in ancient civilizations.

Next meeting: "The One Where We Discuss The Meaning of Life" (Tentative)

Read the full report of the elephant sighting