Agenda for the Utterly Pointless Committee Meeting:
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Subcommittee: The Committee for the Utterly Pointless Committee
Meeting Schedule: Every other Thursday, 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM EST
Location: The Conference Room of Despair, 3rd floor, Building 5